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  • Real Name: Andyroo
  • Location: Zanzibar, visiting the Zanzibarbarians
  • Member Since: March 11th, 2008 04:50 am
  • Last Seen: March 31st, 2008 07:28 am
  • Personal tag line: Insert something witty, pithy and liable to impress here...
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About Andyroo

Once, a very long time ago, there was a small, rotund cat. It was a very lazy cat, and it liked to avoid any form of effort, except in the case of running around buildings in white vests shooting at Lithuanians while not wearing any shoes. Yes, it was Die Hard Cat. One day, Die Hard Cat was running around a building, shooting at Lithuanians, as was his pleasure, when he tripped on an inconveniently placed Weasel called Michael VanderPants and exploded in flames. Then Elk rained from the sky in great quantities, and Kangaroos chased down and ate every seventh person across the entirety of the globe. Which then blew up. And thats me really...


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