I am Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.

"Unnatural, mommy? You tell me, what's nature's way? If poison mushrooms grow, and babies come with crooked backs, if gophers thrive and dogs go mad, and wives kill husbands, what's unnatural?"

"We do not know what he served at this banquet, but no doubt it contained hedgehogs."

"Dalek Holmes, have you determined who the killer was?"
"YYYYEEEESSSS!"
"Astounding! Who was it?"
"IT WAS MMMEEEEE!"

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