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  • Real Name: AmethystEyes
  • Location: Basking in the sun.
  • Member Since: February 29th, 2012 09:40 pm
  • Last Seen: October 2nd, 2015 07:55 am
  • Personal tag line: Slowly, but surely I'll get that perfect tan!
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About AmethystEyes

Take me as a neonatal person, having just been introduced to the horrors of this world.
Also, I'll poop on your hands.

Taking care of me may seem bothersome to people, but in the end I'm as easily understood and seen through as a wet tissue paper.


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