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  • Real Name: AmethystEyes
  • Location: Basking in the sun.
  • Member Since: February 29th, 2012
  • Last Seen: July 24th, 2014 9:55 pm
  • Personal tag line: Slowly, but surely I'll get that perfect tan!
  • Message board posts: 0

About AmethystEyes

Take me as a neonatal person, having just been introduced to the horrors of this world.
Also, I'll poop on your hands.

Taking care of me may seem bothersome to people, but in the end I'm as easily understood and seen through as a wet tissue paper.


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