Alyeska

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  • Real Name: Alyeska
  • Location: Some pretend place hysterically funny. Like Utah.
  • Member Since: November 28th, 2008
  • Last Seen: September 21st, 2011 4:19 pm
  • Personal tag line: I've shat myself multiple times.
  • Message board posts: 15

About Alyeska

I'm far too busy crafting witty, insightful material for Cracked and Rachel Ray's Everyday magazine to be bothered carrying on about my exploits here. However, I will say two things: 1) Cockrings are not nearly as romantic as their manufacturers would have one believe, and 2) I said "fart" in the first sentence. Look it up.

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