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  • Real Name: Alwaysbeencrazy
  • Location: Midwest
  • Member Since: March 22nd, 2012
  • Last Seen: April 6th, 2014 2:15 pm
  • Personal tag line: Disciple of JC (John Carpenter)
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Election 2012

About Alwaysbeencrazy

I'm a mid-western country boy, libertarian, agnostic, over-sexed and try-sexual (sure, I'll try it), and certainly not particularly ambitious. My greatest contribution to society is to "carry my own water," and as far as I'm concerned, that's all anyone needs to ask of me. Sex, movies and music are what keep me going. I'm also an oddball bibliophile with a large library of unusual, if not particularly valuable, books.


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