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  • Real Name: AlphaKenny1
  • Location: The Big Crapple
  • Member Since: July 25th, 2008 10:13 pm
  • Last Seen: September 18th, 2008 12:06 pm
  • Personal tag line: The American School System: Come for the horny teachers, stay for the french fries and because you're stupid.
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