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  • Real Name: Alexx Martinez
  • Location: El Salvador
  • Member Since: January 31st, 2014 06:38 pm
  • Last Seen: March 26th, 2015 03:20 pm
  • Personal tag line: I like big books and I cannot lie
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About Alexxander_Mata

I'm a Lord of The Rings fan and a hardcore metal listener. I like reading books and blogs about History, Tech, Fan Fiction about the books I've read, and any other weird shit I come across.

I live in a small country that almost no one knows. My favorite food is pizza and my biggest dream is helping the kids in my community to get drugs at a reasonable price, is amazing how this a**holes are reaping the kids off!


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