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  • Real Name: AlexanderPan
  • Location: Australia
  • Member Since: January 26th, 2014 05:14 pm
  • Last Seen: June 3rd, 2016 09:10 pm
  • Personal tag line: Something, something, funny. Yeah, I'm not very creative...
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About AlexanderPan

My life story is quite unimpressive, I'm definitely not about the children, and I couldn't use the power of dance to save my own dignity, let alone the world.

Oh, I also put words together into something that I hope people find funny.

If you got nothing better to do, you might as well shoot me an email at or a tweet at @alexandervpan.

If I don't reply, don't be offended, it's most likely that I spent way too long thinking up of a witty reply that the window for an appropriate response had closed.



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