AlexKalemba

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  • Real Name: AlexKalemba
  • Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
  • Member Since: January 24th, 2011
  • Last Seen: October 9th, 2013 7:57 am
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 2

About AlexKalemba

I feel uncomfortable writing, so the only thing to do is make you feel uncomfortable, too. I love you. I love you so much that every time I claim a victim, I write your name on their chest in blood.

Also, look behind you.
Relax, that was a joke. I can't get into your house.


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