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  • Real Name: AlexKalemba
  • Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
  • Member Since: January 24th, 2011 07:56 pm
  • Last Seen: September 12th, 2015 03:01 am
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About AlexKalemba

I feel uncomfortable writing, so the only thing to do is make you feel uncomfortable, too. I love you. I love you so much that every time I claim a victim, I write your name on their chest in blood.

Also, look behind you.
Relax, that was a joke. I can't get into your house.



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