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  • Real Name: Alaina Hammond
  • Location: NYC
  • Member Since: December 4th, 2008 09:24 am
  • Last Seen: December 5th, 2015 04:54 pm
  • Personal tag line: I love Jim Henson. He's my skinny, bearded god.
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About AlainaHammond

I'm a playwright and actress. That being said, I'm surprisingly stable.

My boyfriend is watching me as I type this, reminding me that I have a paper I should be working on for grad school.

Smart man, but I question his priorities.


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