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  • Real Name: Hillari
  • Location: Alaska
  • Member Since: July 11th, 2008 09:37 am
  • Last Seen: July 16th, 2010 04:45 pm
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About AkCrimson

About me? Last time I checked, my name was Hillari. I've rocked the world since '87. I Just like keeping life simple. Irish/Scottish and I can drink to prove it, but I don't often. Guys make better friends. Wishin' I was fishin'. Going to marry Ewan McGregor one day. Love parrots. Snakes fascinate me. Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off. I HEART playgrounds. Outside is fun. Until I get my morning coffee, leave me alone. Can't function without music. Always way too many swear words coming out of my mouth. Love bright colors. Big shutterbug. Mostly...I just like to have fun, be adventurous and live life.


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