AgentofCarp

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  • Real Name: AgentofCarp
  • Location: Location: Location!
  • Member Since: February 4th, 2008
  • Last Seen: November 25th, 2008 1:51 pm
  • Personal tag line: If this were reality there would be no stupid word limi
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About AgentofCarp

a·gent /ˈeɪdʒənt/
–noun a person who acts in an official capacity for a government or private agency, as a guard, detective, or spy: an FBI agent; the secret agents of a foreign power.

of
–preposition
3. (used to indicate cause, motive, occasion, or reason): to die of hunger.
4. (used to indicate material, component parts, substance, or contents): a dress of silk; an apartment of three rooms; a book of poems; a package of cheese.

carp
–verb (used without object)
1. to find fault or complain querulously or unreasonably; be niggling in criticizing; cavil: to carp at minor errors.
–noun
2. a peevish complaint.
3. A FVCKIG FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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