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  • Real Name: AgentScarn
  • Location: Essex County Yodel Farm and Sundry
  • Member Since: March 19th, 2008 01:21 pm
  • Last Seen: February 2nd, 2013 07:14 pm
  • Personal tag line: Well, well, well, would you carry a razor? In case, just in case of depression.
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About AgentScarn

My name is AgentScarn. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and never repeat myself. I have told you my name, and that's the who. The where can most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being imprisoned. The what is easy. Recently, I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the when. As for the why, beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple. Because I can. Which leaves us only with the how. And therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub.


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