AfterBroadway

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  • Real Name: AfterBroadway
  • Location: Saint Louis, MO
  • Member Since: January 25th, 2012
  • Last Seen: April 2nd, 2012 8:42 pm
  • Personal tag line: I insist upon myself.
  • Message board posts: 1

About AfterBroadway

-I am a sweet man, who enjoys moon-washed beach boardwalks, the pleasing sound of a woman's voice, and kicking teeth out the back of hobo's heads with very hard, heavy boots.

-I don't shave much but when I do, I do a damn good job.

-I only have like, what...three pairs of pants?

-I don't like that sound canned chili makes when you shake it into the pot. It's all grody and stuff.

-Sometimes I smell my hand after I wipe my butt.

But seriously folks...
I'm here to read, and maybe write some good articles without them sounding like my own personal blog. I listen to a lot of music, I read some, and I write when I feel like it.

PM me if you'd like to talk about anything regarding music, or if you'd like to admit sometimes you smell your hand too.





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