Admiral_Ducats

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  • Real Name: Admiral Tiberius Ducats
  • Location: The Slums of Shaolin
  • Member Since: May 25th, 2010
  • Last Seen: March 26th, 2011 8:19 am
  • Personal tag line: Carpe DEEZ NUTS!
  • Message board posts: 1

About Admiral_Ducats

A slick P.I. with a PhD in Awesome, no birth record to speak of, popular theory states he was summoned. After the successful capture of international diamond thief, Mandrake Karambe, he has become a wanted man constantly on the run from the G-Men. The whole thing reeks of a set-up, giving his life but one purpose, prove his innocence and find the bastards who set him up for the fall. His last known location was some place called the 36th Chamber in the Slums of Shaolin. He should be considered armed and extremely rad. One last thing, It's Ducats, not Doo-cats.

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