When I was a young boy, my brother was tragically MURDERED.....by a fucking allosaurus. I then vowed revenge on all Dino's even the pussy ass vegetarian ones (I'm looking at you Hadrosaur). Look at the world today, no dinosaurs, You're Welcome. I'll even say it twice, YOU'RE WELCOME!! Go ahead thank me, because there is nothing more tragic than watching a beloved family member mauled to death in front of your very eyes, by a fucking dinosaur. Well not anymore, I havent seen a dinosaur in over 20 years, but if you see one let me know, because I'll fuckin kill it.

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