Abwettar
- Real Name: Abbie
- Location: North-East England
- Member Since: June 14th, 2010
- Last Seen: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 pm
- Personal tag line: I like to peel oranges with my little toe and a sword.
- Message board posts: 3
About Abwettar
I'm not a bad person.
Just horrifically strange.
And I don't hunt bears.
Just radioactive squirrels who steal sombrero's from singing popes.
So really, you wanna watch out. I could hunt you down too.
Especially if you're a radioactive squirrel who steals sombrero's from singing popes.
I'll hunt you down and eat your four mutated eyeballs with a golden spork.
Just horrifically strange.
And I don't hunt bears.
Just radioactive squirrels who steal sombrero's from singing popes.
So really, you wanna watch out. I could hunt you down too.
Especially if you're a radioactive squirrel who steals sombrero's from singing popes.
I'll hunt you down and eat your four mutated eyeballs with a golden spork.
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