If you're a little like me, you find yourself singing "O For a Thousand Tongues to Sing" in your head from time to time.

If you're a lot like me, you then find yourself wondering "Hmm...Did that guy ever actually imagine having a thousand tongues? Seems to me it'd be quite the clusterfuck. If he really thought that that would better enable him to sing his great redeemer's praise, he really didn't know too much about anatomy. Really, he'd need a thousand mouths to put all the tongues in, and a thousand sets of lungs (well, at least a thousand individual lungs) and a thousand larynxes. Hmm, wonder if he could get away with one very special diaphragm, or would he need a thousand?..."

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