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  • Real Name: George Thompson
  • Location: Michigan, United States
  • Member Since: December 1st, 2010 06:38 am
  • Last Seen: January 13th, 2013 10:57 pm
  • Personal tag line: It's hard to be bald in a world full of Randys.
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About AbstractGeorge

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