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  • Real Name: Dante Jaramillo
  • Location: Seattle area
  • Member Since: September 23rd, 2010 12:19 am
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2016 12:06 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm writing a personal tagline so that people think I'm creative enough to write a personal tagline.
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About AbsentSpectre

I'm your typical creepy, Interwebs denizen. What more can I say?


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