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  • Real Name: Alexis Micros
  • Location: Variable
  • Member Since: February 18th, 2012 04:00 pm
  • Last Seen: August 24th, 2014 08:27 am
  • Personal tag line: On the internet, nobody knows you're telling the truth.
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About A_Vampire

I am a vampire. No, really. But I can only tell you that because you will all think I'm insane, deluded, or attention-whoring.
And yes, most likely the latter, I know. Twenty-five centuries is plenty long enough to lose any illusions you might have harboured about human nature.

I do not get on line much, so don't get your hopes up for any prompt responses to anything.


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