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  • Real Name: 8eesmagpie
  • Location: undisclosed
  • Member Since: August 24th, 2009 03:47 pm
  • Last Seen: October 1st, 2009 12:08 pm
  • Personal tag line: Tag lines are for $#%&ers
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About 8eesmagpie

I'm 100% Irish - half on my mother's side and half on father's side. I was raised Catholic as an only-twin in a large family. When my contract was up with Rome I went free agent, and ended up in the minors. Oh well, how bad could eternal damnation really be anyway. On a totally different topic, I live in Texas now, which I believe is the largest state south of the Canadian border. It's called a 'Red' state because of all the embarassment over a certain president who shall remain aimless.


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