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  • Real Name: Paul
  • Location: stuck in the Midwest
  • Member Since: January 9th, 2009 07:00 pm
  • Last Seen: September 10th, 2015 07:30 am
  • Personal tag line: Depress brake to shift from park. Like my brake is not already depressed...
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About 87gn

“The problem with quotations that you see on the Internet is that it is difficult to discern if they are genuine.”
— Abraham Lincoln

I have lots better things to do with my time than write Craptions. Too bad I don't go do them. You don't want me to be your friend. I don't have time for that either. Please don't waste your time reading about me.

You can see Boobies @

2nd place-29 AUG 2010, 2 NOV 2009 & 7 APR 2011 (remember when 325 votes was only good fro 2nd place?)
Drat! I don't care how tacky it is, I'm so proud!


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