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  • Real Name: 69Brett1337
  • Location: Murfreesboro, TN
  • Member Since: December 3rd, 2009 02:34 pm
  • Last Seen: December 3rd, 2009 04:39 pm
  • Personal tag line: It isn't rape if you yell SURPRISE!
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About 69Brett1337

Hey guys... I am definitely not funny. I have no life. People don't like me. I totally suck with anything music related, and should be shot on sight if I am playing bassoon or piano. Please feel free to tell me how much I really do suck. I'm serious. If I ever learn that you ALMOST typed me a message about how hopelessly retarded I am, and you don't, I will probably go punch some babies. Or punch a slut. Either way, I hope that every thing I ever say or do comes of GREAT AMUSEMENT and makes your life FREAKIN AWESOME. By the way, if you have spent this much time reading 'about me', then either I interest you for some reason, you are stalking me for some reason, or you also suck at life. Have a GREAT day!


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