3tothe4

Real Name:

Ben Brown

Member Since:

March 30, 2010

About Me

I was born with a lumberjack beard. It now serves as my entire wardrobe, and makes a handy storage container. I once killed a rhino with my mind. Turned out I'd hallucinated that while being mauled by said rhino. As a result, I'm now just a head in a jar. A head in a jar with a fantastic beard.