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  • Real Name: Ben Brown
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  • Member Since: March 30th, 2010 01:18 pm
  • Last Seen: October 5th, 2012 04:46 pm
  • Personal tag line: When I grow up, I'm gonna be a pornstar AND president!
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About 3tothe4

I was born with a lumberjack beard. It now serves as my entire wardrobe, and makes a handy storage container. I once killed a rhino with my mind. Turned out I'd hallucinated that while being mauled by said rhino. As a result, I'm now just a head in a jar. A head in a jar with a fantastic beard.


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