- Real Name: Ben Brown
- Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
- Member Since: March 30th, 2010
- Last Seen: May 25th, 2012 10:36 am
- Personal tag line: When I grow up, I'm gonna be a pornstar AND president!
- Message board posts: 1
I was born with a lumberjack beard. It now serves as my entire wardrobe, and makes a handy storage container. I once killed a rhino with my mind. Turned out I'd hallucinated that while being mauled by said rhino. As a result, I'm now just a head in a jar. A head in a jar with a fantastic beard.