..Becky..

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  • Real Name: ..Becky..
  • Location: Bub's Trailer Park , Oshaboken, Missouri
  • Member Since: April 18th, 2008
  • Last Seen: January 3rd, 2011 5:45 am
  • Personal tag line: Jenni Sawyers is a BITCH
  • Message board posts: 0

About ..Becky..

I am a junior in high school, but I'm probably gonna drop out early 'cuz my cousin Misty says you don't need to have a diploma to go to the College For Cosmetology all you needs a GED and she says we can both go there next year and we can open our own beauty salon and we can both make mad bank!!! I currently have a boyfriend, Shad (I LUV U 4EVA SHAD) but he better not keep talking to Jenni Sawyer (I HATE YOU JENNI SAWYER) or I'm gonna dump his ass and everybody knows that the reason our principal Mr. Worley keeps scratching his junk when he thinks no one is looking is because he got crabs from Jenni Sawyer. BITCH

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