All these dyslexic people ever wanted was just one hug.
Somewhere in the pond, there is a nice family of white ducks wondering where...
Teddy Roosevelt, finding no worthy foe among nature, decides to construct one...
Ku Klux Lamb
"Are you saying I can dodge the press?" "I'm saying when...
"... and thats how scooters are born"
DAVID WONG QUIT HIS DAY JOB??? FUCK!!!!
To those of you that don't immediately recognize that car as the "Dirty...
Dave questioned the goodness of humanity as the bystanders made no attempt to...
If this is how Presidential races were held we would have had a black...
Steven Seagal was determined to get a 4th wish from the genie
"I'm you, Steve. From...the future."
The people were getting desperate. They had thrown bottles, bats and even...
Lance Armstrong's insistence that he has never used any kind of performance...
This little piggy had a degree in engineering.
In Germany they take the sobriety tests seriously.
How much do you want to bet that the pilot is a woman?
"This is not the nightclub you're looking for."
If your first thought wasn't 3.141592653589793.... then please tell me what...
Sarah Palin unveils her first 2012 campaign poster.
Fun fact: These guys are exactly 1001 yards from the school playground they...
Best trombone solo ever.
Bowser gave Mario an offer he couldn't refuse.
Guitar Hiro
The Silver Surfer really got off on erotic asphyxiation until one fateful day...
"Look at the size of his 'wood'!" "Steve, one more pun and I swear I'll...
Mythbusters: The Final Episode
I once caught a fish, this big! No, just kidding. I'm really here to...
Will someone tell Woody Harrelson I found his backpack.
Anyone else just a little bit curious why we're hanging around that chalk...
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