All these dyslexic people ever wanted was just one hug.
Somewhere in the pond, there is a nice family of white ducks wondering where...
Teddy Roosevelt, finding no worthy foe among nature, decides to construct one...
Ku Klux Lamb
"Are you saying I can dodge the press?" "I'm saying when...
"... and thats how scooters are born"
DAVID WONG QUIT HIS DAY JOB??? FUCK!!!!
To those of you that don't immediately recognize that car as the "Dirty...
Dave questioned the goodness of humanity as the bystanders made no attempt to...
If this is how Presidential races were held we would have had a black...
Steven Seagal was determined to get a 4th wish from the genie
"I'm you, Steve. From...the future."
The people were getting desperate. They had thrown bottles, bats and even...
Lance Armstrong's insistence that he has never used any kind of performance...
This little piggy had a degree in engineering.
Just then, Sonic the Hedgehog burst through the door with a determined look...
Mythbusters: The Final Episode
Day 37: Have obtained small child, humans still fooled by my clever disguise.
In Germany they take the sobriety tests seriously.
I could make a joke about white trash, but that would be too easy. Like your...
That'll do, massive abomination, that'll do.
If your first thought wasn't 3.141592653589793.... then please tell me what...
"who the hell are you calling Sarah Jessica Parker??"
Do you know the difference between a fraternity prank and seven separate...
"Goddamn it, Mapquest! Where the hell is Dracula's castle?"
See, this is why I only eat free range organic velociraptor.
This is how you cross the desert in WTFistan.
Hey man, I can see your junk...
Bowser gave Mario an offer he couldn't refuse.
I question the motives of any man who puts supermodel lips on a painting of a...
San Francisco SWAT
When man first discovered fire, he discovered the crap out of it.
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