If there's anything The Man is consistent at, it's being a buzzkill.
NASA's research history includes projects that are far from the ordinary rocket engine tests and spacesuit building, and veer right into Twilight Zone territory.
Professional athletes have gotten better, faster, stronger, and smarter over the years, all thanks to these geeky developments.
Honestly, if the sorority you're looking to join does not fit all of these tropes into their video, burn their house down.
Ethan Hunt has six movies and he wasn't even real. Where's the Hollywood love for Robert Smalls?
One might think that making kids' movies is pretty harmless. But no, that's wrong.
It's amazing how many contradictory ideas can float around inside a single person's brain.
These people are the worst sorts in the world.
For now, all we have are internet vigilantes.
'No Man's Sky' is fit for philosophy classes and absolutely nothing else.
We all know Rome wasn't built in a day.
Life with kids is more terrifying than Steve Martin movies would have you believe.
Behold, the inebriated shenanigans of a chosen few legendary drinkers, whose stumbling binges squatted in the face of logic, national security, and history, and ripped a wet, beery fart.
We're diving into this technology a little too quickly and ignoring all the warning signs about how we are going to screw up on the way to Driverless Car Utopia.
I interviewed a spokesman with the DEA, along with four experts in the field, to find out why a whole bunch of people with terrible, chronic pain are about to become criminals.
No one has it easy. Not even pudgy, giggling claymation bakers.
Once you read this, you'll pretty much owe us a life debt.
Playing games has never been easier or smoother than it is right now, because the industry has had decades to iron out all the catastrophic garbage.