Steven Spielberg, you've failed us.
It turns out that lots of everyday things you assumed were hardwired into humanity are in fact vastly different once you cross a border.
Calling someone a bad liar is actually a pretty nice compliment -- and we're about to compliment the shout out of some folks.
Teddy Roosevelt announced his candidacy as part of the newly formed Bull-Moose Party, named after two of the many animals that were terrified of him.
You don't want to be your old-fashioned, neglectful parents; no, you're the wave of the future, and your kids are the waviest of the future, and you know it. And then that entire line of thinking gets completely out of hand and ridiculous stuff like this starts happening.
When was the last time you saw a crystal meth addict shouting at a half-scared, half-pissed-off animal?
Excessive exposure to news media can burn out the circuits in your brain that allow you to give a shit.
Driving a freight train is the type of job that doesn't seem like much of a challenge until you realize it could murder an entire city.
Long before everyone hashed out Caitlyn Jenner's pronoun switch in their heads, grammar nerds were already on the case.
You can thank the VR engineers who diverted their attention away from the virtual tits bouncing against their corneas long enough to innovate the following areas.
If you know that the early bird gets the worm, I'm sure you also know to stop and smell the roses, that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, and variety is the spice of life.
If you know that the early bird gets the worm, I'm sure you also know to stop and smell the roses, t...
What does a game series about Aryan elves repeatedly spanking uppity pig warlords have to do with one about killing Freudian monster nurses? A surprising amount, actually.
Only a matter of time before the Doctor appears.
We don't know what William Molyneux was smoking, but where can we get some?
Rule No. 1 in comics: If a person is bald, there is a good chance they're actually evil.
Presumably, 'Powerpuff Girls' got picked up only after they entered a clause in the contract specifying that there wouldn't be any tiny mutant orgies in it.
If you've ever wondered what it would be like to touch, taste, or kick back and smoke the past, rest assured that it's possible to.
So it's finally come to it. You're going to paint a tunnel on a wall. I'm not going to ask why you're doing this, what strange road your life has taken to get you to this point.