The news media is the crying baby seated next to you on the 12-hour plane ride of life.
J.K. Rowling wasn't exactly subtle when it came to foreshadowing.
James Cameron, you sexual deviant, you.
Han may or may not know it, but he can totally use the Force.
This is how you get people on Twitter asking to be fisted by Tony the Tiger.
We're shocked. Everything about Hollywood seems so rational.
Unsurprisingly, Saddam Hussein was psychotically hypocritical.
Chances are you've never stopped to think about the guy whose job it is to deliver the worst news possible to family after family. Those guys are known as Casualty Notification Officers, and we interviewed one who served during the Iraq War.
Even well-intentioned educators misuse many science cliches.
Sorry to get personal, but which way do you wipe?
If you're like us and got most of your World War II knowledge from fighting Hitler in a robot suit, so most of this should come as news.
Worry about something that really matters.
Hey, internet! Let's talk about reproductive rights! Whoa, you have torches and pitchforks out already?
Probably don't let your kids read this.
We forced ourselves to watch a whole bunch of nutty stuff for this article.
Some famous companies out there that took a leap into a wildly different industry ... and shattered both ankles once they slammed into the cold, hard ground of reality.
Apparently part of being an unkillable death machine requires having a manly 'stache.