If you're a supervisor, chances are someone wants to say one or all of these to you.
Some random nobody managed to get $55,000 for potato salad, and the following celebrities still failed miserably to reach their goals.
Doug Jones is one of the most famous actors you don't know.
The olden days were not kind to the genitals of women.
A lot of folks deserve credit for keeping the RNC protests peaceful, but in my experience covering all four days, one man stood above the rest: Vermin Supreme.
That we've not made this process tolerable in any way is a testament to just how abhorrent moving really is.
In Hollywood, a true story isn't actually true unless it's riddled with endless lies.
As we speak, hundreds (if not thousands) of Republicans are having having hot, nasty, anonymous Cleveland sex.
Welcome to the future, where we still deal with ancient B.S. while we catch Pokemon on our smartphones.
Well, it's up and happened. Dragons have returned to the world. We were wrong to laugh at the old man who warned us this day was coming.
These attempts to market to young people are high-key LOL epic #fails to the max.
There are parts of our daily lives that we just take for granted as being normal, but science proves us wrong.
There are parts of our daily lives that we just take for granted as being normal, but science proves...
Movie and video game Easter eggs are cool and all, but there are far better secrets hidden all around you.
No one can blame the new 'Star Trek' movies for muddying up the franchise. That bar was already set pretty high.
Here's what we've learned so far at the RNC: The GOP may or may not believe there's actual boogeymen hiding behind every corner.
The thing that nobody thought could happen, happened. Donald Trump officially became the Republican nominee for president.
Required electives: Bankruptcy 101, Advanced Hair Quaffing, and How To Run For President When Everyone Hates You.
Spoiler alert: Not everything you read on the internet is true.
Did prolonged childhood abuse cause everyone's favorite dimwitted lothario from 'Frineds' to become a sex-addict-turned-predator?