Beijing, we're finding out, has the kind of pollution that makes it seem like you're downwind from a freaking volcano eruption.
What essential lessons can we learn by forcing Mario to die repeatedly in the same ways humans do? Will the code to becoming a Highlander be unlocked?
Finn escaped his life of being a child soldier, only to turn around and start murdering other child soldiers.
The news is like an alarm that sounds 24 hours a day, alternately screaming that you're going to die and that you need to ask your doctor about erectile dysfunction pills.
Movies may not cause people to suddenly become maniacs, but that doesn't mean that Hollywood doesn't have a pants-poopingly bizarre, almost dangerously naive view of how gun violence works.
The Puppy Monkey Baby haunts us in our sleep.
Stanley Kubrick was the master of screwing around with your brain.
I wanted a job that utilized my skills learned from a lifetime of watching muscular men in burnt t-shirts save the world. Since I couldn't get a job throwing Hans Gruber off a roof, I decided to join the fire department.
Before 'Batman Forever' came and dropped a nuke-sized deuce on the legacy of the Dark Knight, there was going to be a Catwoman movie that would've made 'Batman Returns' seem sane.
When convenient to the plot, movies just love to take normal everyday actions and make them suddenly the most complicated tasks ever.
Guys, we've gone and done it: we broke hipsters. Now we need a fresh new stereotype to joke about/lust after (depending on your alignment) for the next few years.
You've probably seen 'scared straight' segments on some daytime talk show like 'Maury' before.
Sure, these people may currently be elbow-deep in janitor buckets, but at least they each have a story to tell.
In 1965, inspired by the unique and controversial opinion that cigarettes were terrible, Herbert A. Gilbert set out to create a logical solution: the electronic cigarette.
Disclaimer: If you are currently suffering from an immediate life-threatening condition, note that we are not condoning doing anything stupid like these.
All Subway ads with Jared are far, far creepier now.
Galactus and Transformers need a proper treatment accurate to the characters already.
If space doesn't kill you, snoring just might.
We'll go out on a limb here and say homelessness sucks. But what about the homeless in someplace beautiful, like Hawaii?