While we'd hope you leave school know a few undeniable truths, it turns out you're leaving with fewer than you think.
Even in the future, no one wants to deal with HR.
Scientists say a lot of scary, crazy stuff, man.
Over two million Muslims make the journey to Mecca each year That's a lot of people doing something we know nothing about.
Several websites you've probably used today required a whole bucket of turd polish before they finally found their way.
It turns out a lot of these tough bastards can be easily defeated by tricks so stupidly unthinkable that they often remained hidden for years.
Those people in your history books were busy doing things for you to read about in history books. They weren't subject to dumb fads. Theirs were ridiculous.
I can tell you from experience that the laws and punishments for domestic abuse are so far removed from what actually happens in real life.
The media seems to exist in some kind of bizarro universe where nothing is canon.
If you would have told our ancestors that one day we'd be using plastic cards and paper bills to acquire our daily needs, they probably would have said, 'Why? Is violence obsolete in the future? Also, what is plastic?'
Some things should be kept out of the DVD extras.
In the past few weeks, we've written about not panicking, why you should absolutely panic, and just about everything in between when it comes to the Trump presidency.
In the past few weeks, we've written about not panicking, why you should absolutely panic, and just ...
Most world-changing products begin with good intentions. These inventions absolutely did not.
Acknowledgement from Cracked is the highest honor an actor can receive.
The only thing stopping America from being run by a single corporate overlord is the several other corporate overlords vying for the position.
All the topics we used to count on to maintain the slightest veneer of civility now inevitably lead us to the danger zone.
It turns out that in the music industry, insane perverts have always been the norm.
What a year. Not that you remember most of it.