Excessive exposure to news media can burn out the circuits in your brain that allow you to give a shit.
Driving a freight train is the type of job that doesn't seem like much of a challenge until you realize it could murder an entire city.
Long before everyone hashed out Caitlyn Jenner's pronoun switch in their heads, grammar nerds were already on the case.
You can thank the VR engineers who diverted their attention away from the virtual tits bouncing against their corneas long enough to innovate the following areas.
What does a game series about Aryan elves repeatedly spanking uppity pig warlords have to do with one about killing Freudian monster nurses? A surprising amount, actually.
Only a matter of time before the Doctor appears.
Unfortunately, we can't turn you into a genius -- but we can do is teach you all the tricks you need to seem like one.
We don't know what William Molyneux was smoking, but where can we get some?
Rule No. 1 in comics: If a person is bald, there is a good chance they're actually evil.
Presumably, 'Powerpuff Girls' got picked up only after they entered a clause in the contract specifying that there wouldn't be any tiny mutant orgies in it.
If you've ever wondered what it would be like to touch, taste, or kick back and smoke the past, rest assured that it's possible to.
If you know that the early bird gets the worm, I'm sure you also know to stop and smell the roses, that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, and variety is the spice of life.
If you know that the early bird gets the worm, I'm sure you also know to stop and smell the roses, t...
So it's finally come to it. You're going to paint a tunnel on a wall. I'm not going to ask why you're doing this, what strange road your life has taken to get you to this point.
'John Carter,' for as cheesy as it was, really did its linguistic legwork.
Sometimes things you assume were relegated to museums back when your grandparents were still riding tricycles to school stuck around much longer than you realize.
Don't expect mercy from American automobile factories if you drive a foreign car.
Pinatas make everything better.
Let's talk about crippling sexual dysfunction, baby.
Scott Weiland is kind of a creepy dude.