[huge, huge applause, triumphant gunshots]
Every election, politicians keep serving us up the same crap -- stuff that has nothing to do with their ability to lead.
Exactly what kinds of dumb but disconcerting things are we teaching AI to do? Well ...
Watching lions have sex on National Geographic is how must of us learned anyway.
With names like Lincoln, Roosevelt, and Eisenhower coming before him, we'd probably avoid saying Trump's name also.
If you're a supervisor, chances are someone wants to say one or all of these to you.
Some random nobody managed to get $55,000 for potato salad, and the following celebrities still failed miserably to reach their goals.
Doug Jones is one of the most famous actors you don't know.
A lot of folks deserve credit for keeping the RNC protests peaceful, but in my experience covering all four days, one man stood above the rest: Vermin Supreme.
That we've not made this process tolerable in any way is a testament to just how abhorrent moving really is.
The olden days were not kind to the genitals of women.
There are parts of our daily lives that we just take for granted as being normal, but science proves us wrong.
There are parts of our daily lives that we just take for granted as being normal, but science proves...
No one can blame the new 'Star Trek' movies for muddying up the franchise. That bar was already set pretty high.
Welcome to the future, where we still deal with ancient B.S. while we catch Pokemon on our smartphones.
These attempts to market to young people are high-key LOL epic #fails to the max.
Movie and video game Easter eggs are cool and all, but there are far better secrets hidden all around you.
As we speak, hundreds (if not thousands) of Republicans are having having hot, nasty, anonymous Cleveland sex.
Here's what we've learned so far at the RNC: The GOP may or may not believe there's actual boogeymen hiding behind every corner.
Well, it's up and happened. Dragons have returned to the world. We were wrong to laugh at the old man who warned us this day was coming.