Thanks to centuries of forced inbreeding and genetic tampering, you too can own docile versions of once dangerous animals.
Medals and nationalism are all well and good, but we wondered what it was actually like to train and compete in a system that takes away both a person's height and free time.
Sometimes all it takes to suck the magic out of a place is to visit it and discover hundreds of other people had the same delusions you do.
The Loch Ness Monster is probably a catfish the size of a car -- which is actually more terrifying than the myth.
Clearly, Ted Cruz is not a punk.
Kevin Ducharme is 41 with Alzheimer's. We're giving him a chance to share all he knows about it, while he's still able to share anything at all.
At the tender age of 21, I've worked a few retail jobs and working in this soul-destroying field has taught me a thing or two.
We like our history like we like our video games - violent and full of secrets.
Coma the Doof Warrior's mother would be so proud of him.
Finally, an answer as to why Bob from accounting is doing so much better than you.
In Ron Howard's 1985 movie 'Cocoon,' a group of elderly people living in a Florida retirement community become magically rejuvenated by aliens.
In Ron Howard's 1985 movie 'Cocoon,' a group of elderly people living in a Florida retirement commun...
Quite frankly there aren't enough holidays in America centered around vikings and getting staggering drunk.
I felt like I was stuck in time. Everything and everyone around me kept going on.
Imagine Bambi if, instead of even tolerating Thumper, he just bit his head off. That's how you sell tickets, Disney.
It's time to get butthole deep into the 'hows' and 'whys' of enjoying video games has changes with age.
Every part of the manchineel tree has been designed by Mother Nature to kill humans in the most horrifying ways possible.
We always knew something was up with Mr. Rogers. No one is that straight-laced and squeaky clean.
We'd actually take him more seriously if he had a hand for a head.