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Just, you know, with less drugs.
We're here to tell you about the creeps who used the respectability granted to them by their diplomas and white coats (mostly the white coats) to do horrible things.
Everyone grows up to realize what a friggin' idiot they once were.
To get down on our knees and grovel over every little disaster we've caused would take all day; is it cool if we just apologize for the Top 5?
Ever since someone from the days of VCRs discovered the joy found by rewinding certain scenes over and over again, life has been much more hilarious.
We just want this up here as a reference in case the government ever catches on to our knockoff Pokemon business.
Sometimes, people who have near-death experiences report going in a different direction.
The next time my shrink smugly asks about my woods/children practices, I'll be ready with an answer.
I don't want to oversell myself, but I think that over the next two pages we're going to solve this problem forever.
Look, 'Piranha II' was his best film. Just deal with it.
In his new column going up tomorrow, David Wong uses the hilariously outdated Billy Joel song 'We Didn't Start The Fire' to illustrate a confounding problem with dominant white and western culture.
In his new column going up tomorrow, David Wong uses the hilariously outdated Billy Joel song 'We Di...
Anyone who tells you only those with a formal education will find success should be kicked right in pants.
Sometimes being an impending blood explosion is wacky, sometimes it's terrifying, but it's rarely ever dull.
How could a label that had Parliament-Funkadelic, KISS, Donna Summer, and Village People in their prime consistently lose money?
Some writers like to get their hands dirty, instead of getting their velvet sweatpants dirty.
When you actually take the time to examine the gender assumptions present in these images, shit gets real weird real fast.
And, really, caused the downfall of the Internet.
It turns out that this whole thing is more complicated than anyone seems to realize.