Cracked Archive - Weird World
15 Strange Branded Products (That No One Asked For)
We'd rather not try Colgate's frozen meals.
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- By Shea
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Why Is American Chocolate So Gross? (VIDEO)
Hey, at least the child slaves are all grown up now!
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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18 Baffling Toys Of Our Favorite Characters
Bonkers things happen in the name of collecting little kids' birthday cash, which is how these ridiculous action figures ended up gracing store shelves.
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- By Erik Barnes
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16 Blood-Curdling Facts About Vampires
Morbius sucks, but these facts don't.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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The Stupidest Ways To Stop Vampires
Force it to count a bunch of rice!
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Tell Us Now: 15 Nightmare-Inducing Job Interviews
Nervous about a job interview? You probably won't make a worse impression than these stories.
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- By Shea, Cracked Readers
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3 Types Of Vampire Even Worse Than The Kind We Know
A vampire that hops instead of walking's a bad idea.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 April Fools' Jokes (That Became Real)
These were no joke -- literally.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Tara Marie
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In Georgia, They Can Banish You To The Swamps
You'll probably choose to leave Georgia altogether.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Stop Freaking Out That There's A Pizza Hut By The Pyramids
If you haven't been there, you're just crying sour grapes
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- By Ryan Menezes
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If Wine Was Honest (VIDEO)
Want enough poison to blunt your sense but want it weak enough you have to drink a whole bottle?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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12 Reasons These Businesses Have Ridiculous Names
Advertising at its worst
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- By Jon Ruggiero
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13 Trivia Tidbits To Make That Soul Crushing Job (Somewhat) More Bearable
Here, have some knowledge.Here, have some knowledge.
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- By Andrea Meno
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25 Fun Facts To Tuck Into Those Lil Brain Folds You Got There
Little brain snacks for your brain tum-tum!
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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Meet The Kappa, The Mythological Turtleman Who Steals Souls From Butts
Silly Kappa, butts are for bathrooms!
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- By Eli Yudin
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