Cracked Archive - Weird World
The 5 Worst Deals In the History of Handshakes
Here are the true stories of the people who actually got the shortest end of history's stick... presumably somewhere in the 'butt' region.
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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The 6 Most Hilarious Undercover Operations Ever Pulled Off
Surely criminals aren't as dimwitted as Hollywood makes them out to be, right?
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- By Joe Oliveto
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6 Companies That Make Money Solving Problems (They Made Up)
Reading Cracked keeps your genitals from exploding. We're just saying.
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- By Jim Avery
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6 Japanese Subcultures That Are Insane (Even for Japan)
Just when we thought Japan couldn't frighten us any further, we discover this shit.
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- By Geoff Shakespeare
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5 Blatantly Corrupt Politicians America Reelected Anyways
In today's 24/7 news cycle, every politician is under a microscope: So when it's revealed that a politician has a legitimately reprehensible history--the kind of past that no one, regardless of political affiliation, could defend--surely their career is over. Unless, you know, the voting public just straight doesn't give a shit.
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- By Andrew Del Toro
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- 604
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Cracked Round-Up: Crotch Crickets Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Well Intentioned Ways You're Ruining Your Dog
It turns out, pretty much everything you do when interacting with dogs, is wrong in some way.
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- By Christina H
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The Problem With Powerful People [COMICS]
Yeah that about sums it up ...
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- By Winston Rowntree
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- 217
Cracked Round-Up: Replacement Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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Cracked Round-Up: Severe Head Trauma Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Ingenious Contraptions Built Out of Nothing But Garbage
Next time you go to throw out that empty beer bottle, just stop and think: Could that be the first piece to your own Fortress of Doom?
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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What You Missed Last Week On Cracked
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- By CRACKED Staff
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So You Want to Be an American: 5 Circles of Immigration Hell
Sure, America is awesome, but the country lets in a lot of immigrants through nice legal channels, right? Why don't these Mexicans just try it that way? Well, having gone through immigration myself in 2009 (the legal way), I can tell you right now there's a reason.
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- By C. Coville
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5 Horrific Ways Bad Parents Turn Their Kids Into Good Money
Apparently a good bit of America's future is being raised by people who are rock stupid. We're doomed.
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- By Katy Gardiner, CRACKED Staff
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5 Silly Initiation Rituals of Famous Sinister Organizations
The Cracked initiation ritual may be ridiculous, but at least we don't rule the roads, the sea and the whole friggin planet. (Yet.)
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- By Kristi Harrison
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- 421