Cracked Archive - Weird World
The 6 Worst Ways People Made Money (Includes Boiling Kids)
The jobs would make the devil's butthole tighten involuntarily.
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- By B.T. Doran
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7 Hilariously Badass Jobs (You Had No Idea Were Real)
These heroes went out and made their childhood dreams a reality.
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- By Jim Avery
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- 136
21 Wild Jobs You Won't Believe Are Real
Time to find your life's goal.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 190
6 Insane Ways People Made Money Off Famous Crimes
The following people tried everything in their power to monetize the hell out of their famous legal problems. And sadly, a lot of it worked.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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7 Unsung Heroes Who Had The Dumbest 2016 Ever
There were actually some bring spots in 2016, heroes doing everything they could to ... well, not die, or spread disease, or casually stoke the fires of fascism.
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- By Chris Radomile
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- 184
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Why Modern ‘Collectible’ Toys Are A Total Scam
If you're tempted to collect toys, we have some sage advice for you: Don't.
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- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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- 238
22 Amazing Things You Can Actually Buy (If You’re Rich AF)
We'll be honest: All this stuff is a bargain.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 253
5 Absurdly Brutal Ways America Still Abuses Native People
The atrocities of the Standing Rock pipeline protests are but a few drops in a giant, Olympic-sized pool.
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- By Nimby Smith
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5 Groups You Think Control The World (Are Shockingly Weak)
There are no Illuminati. There are no puppet masters. It's just a bunch of idiots like us.
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- By Nathan Williams
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6 Shockingly Grim Disaster Plans (You Had No Clue Existed)
Proper planning prevents piss-poor performance. And, believe us, some organizations have taken that to an extreme that makes us both respect and fear them.
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- By Adam Wears
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- 336
5 Really Stupid Jokes Hidden In Really Smart Places
It isn't easy to hide a joke in the Periodic Table, but it happened.
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- By Teddem Yee, Stronzo Bestiale
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- 116
30 Double Standards That Nobody Wants To Admit To
You're probably a hypocrite and don't even know it.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 547
6 Holiday Traditions From History So Creepy We Killed Them
It took a long time for the most famous holidays to get their acts together and stop being inexplicably terrifying.
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- By Cedric Voets
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- 203
5 Bizarre Groups That Run Entire Foreign Countries
The only thing stopping America from being run by a single corporate overlord is the several other corporate overlords vying for the position.
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- By Eamon Lahiri
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- 240
6 Kids Books With Not-Even-Hidden F**ked Up Messages
Seriously, tell us we're not overthinking these.
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- By Cracked Writers
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- 358