Cracked Archive - Tech
Sorry, Jack, But No One Is Going To Pay To Use Twitter
Who would ever actually pay to use Twitter?
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- By Dan Duddy
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- 40
Simple Software Screw-Ups That Had A Major Cultural Impact
It's not a bug, it's a cultural touchstone.
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- By Jesse
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- 11
Google Top Searches Show We're More Unified Than We Think
Red state or blue state, you all searched for Baby Yoda.
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- By Dan Duddy
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- 20
Greatest Twitter Hack In History Amounts To A Dumb Bitcoin Scam
These hackers got an A+ on the execution, but a real F- on the idea.
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- By Dan Duddy
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- 29
Tablets That Only Make Zoom Calls Are Dumb, Right?
Are we going to have to start worshipping Zoom now like we do Google and Apple?
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- By Dan Duddy
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- 11
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The Dark Past Of Myspace Tom
Tom used to be a criminal hacker.
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- By Shea
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- 26
How Companies Spy On Employees And Customers Who Criticize Them
EBay sending its enemies random crap in the mail is the tip of the iceberg.
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- By Alex Hanton
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- 26
U.S. May Ban TikTok For Spying On You; Just Like Every Other App Does
But where will I, an adult, go to get the approval of teens that I desperately need to live?
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- By Luis Prada
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- 19
Parler, 'The Free-Speech App,' Found Out Just How Awful Social Media Is
It turns out that if you let people say whatever they want, they’ll mostly expel dongs and poop.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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- 87
Congrats, YouTube; You’ve Invented Cable TV
With YouTube raising the price of Youtube TV, they've rendered their service useless.
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- By Luis Prada
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- 26
4 Underreported Ways Amazon Makes The World Worse
Tone it down, Jeff.
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- By Adam Wears
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- 91
Segways Are Officially Dead; Condolences To Paul Blart And Gob Bluth
RIP Segway, We Hardly Used Ye
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- By Cedric Voets
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- 16
Photo AI Just Assumes Everyone Is White
The familiar face of digital racism.
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- By Cedric Voets
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- 27
Tell Us Now: The Dumbest Things About Smartphones
How are there still so many problems with these things?
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- By AM Smiley, Cracked Readers
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- 128
Countries Trying Hard To Become Sci-Fi Dystopias
Reality is just cyberpunk, but wack.
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- By Alex Hanton
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- 55