Cracked Archive - Tech
5 Foolish Flaws That Make Crypto Total Trash
Crypto is crapto, everyone.
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- By Steven Assarian
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'Space Karen' Elon Musk Is Now Officially Tesla's 'Technoking'
Here's what you need to know about Elon's, erm, Musk-y new title.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Amid Non-Fungible Token Boom, Publicly Traded Human Sells Quarter As 'Fungible Token'
If NFTs are non-fungible, what exactly would a fungible token do?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Twitter's First Tweet For Sale As Digital Art, Highest Bid Stands At $2.5 Million
A picture may be worth 1,000 words, but five-word a tweet is worth millions in cold, hard cash.
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Embarrassing Moments In The History Of Big Sites
Remember when Netflix sent DVDs to your house? Anybody? Hello?
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- By Mark Hill
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4 Reasons Tech Titans Went From Gods To Garbage
It's hard to enforce the great man theory when that great man won't stop complaining on Twitter.
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- By Cedric Voets
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19 Embarrassing Early Tech Logos
Sometimes your first instinct is the worst one.
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- By Cracked Writers, JhallComics
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Why Old People Love Using Ellipses
They learned to write under an entirely different set of circumstances back in the day.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Gamestop Is Getting Wilder By The Second
Can't Stop, won't stop, Gamestop. Or will it?
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- By Dan Duddy
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Groups Named 'Robin Hood' Face Confused Investors, Mass Twitter Follows After Reddit's Stock Stronghold
Huzzah!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Meme-tastic Cryptocurrency, Dogecoin Replaces GameStop as Reddit's Latest Viral Wall Street Troll
How a cryptocurrency designed after the internet's favorite confused-looking Shiba Inu took over the stock market -- and teh interwebz.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Bizarre Truths About Being A Roomba Owner
A robot, a vaccuum, and a ... pet?
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- By Max Mitchem
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5 Weird Things About Owning Records, Tapes, and CDs Future Humans Won't Experience
Ah, nothing like spending 20 bucks to buy a CD with one song you knew you liked (and 12 other mystery ones).
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- By Dan Fritschie
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'Space Karen' Elon Musk Blames Fellow Billionaire, Mark Zuckerberg For Deadly Capitol Attack
Zuck won't be happy about this one ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Modern Tech Innovations That Are Racist As Hell
These things didn't invent racism, they just help perfect it.
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- By Michael Dawson
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