Cracked Archive - Sports
Simone Biles To Withdrawing From Competition Critics : 'I Don't Think You Realize How Dangerous This Is'
Here's why the GOAT says her critics don't "realize how dangerous" her situation is.
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- By Carly Tennes
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NBA Coach Allegedly Punished Entire Team ... Because One Player Had An Android?
When it comes to the iPhone vs Android debate, it seems former Milwaukee Bucks head coach Jason Kidd doesn't kid(d) around.
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- By Carly Tennes
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It's Not Just Tokyo; Olympic Villages Are Usually Dumpster Fires
It seems as though in every Olympic cycle, there are reports of unsanitary conditions and general misery at the lodging of the elite athletes.
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- By Ethan Tyrrell
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4 Serious Sports (That Sound Like They Were Invented As A Joke)
We're kind of bummed out we didn't invent these sports ourselves.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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5 Reasons The 2021 Olympics Are Shaping Up To Be Trash
The Olympics suck this year, but not for the usual reasons the Olympics suck.
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- By Chris Corlew
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Norwegian Women's Beach Handball Teams Fined For Forgoing 'Unnecessarily Sexualized' Bikini Bottoms
The Tokyo Olympics may be days away, but the Petty Olympics are in full swing.
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- By Carly Tennes
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How 'Take Me Out To The Ball Game' Is A Feminist Anthem
The real star at the old ball game.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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7 Times Sports Fans Were The Absolute Worst
Sports fans have a reputation for being rowdy, unruly maniacs. This is 100-percent fair.
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- By Chris Corlew
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Meet Baseball's Pitcher Who Got Struck By Lightning Mid-Game -- Then Kept Playing
One player rose above the comical nature of just about everybody playing old-timey baseball to really stand out.
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- By Mac Faber
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15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
Some of history's biggest winners were also the biggest losers.
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- By Jesse
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14 Bizarro Rules From The Weird World Of Pro Sports
Rules are rules!
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- By Cracked Writers, Jesse
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Olympic Hopeful Blames Burrito For Positive Performance-Enhancing Drug Test
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- By Carly Tennes
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History's All-Time 20 Greatest Sports Moments (According To Y'all)
The following moments from sports history got our readers crying with joy, and maybe then did the same for you.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Cracked Readers
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15 Of The Most Brazen Attempts At Cheating In Professional And Amateur Sports
Fake it 'til you make it.
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- By Jesse
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11 Worst Wrestling Gimmicks Ever Thought Up
Wrestling has had some swings and misses here and there. Well, here are the ones where the batter swung, missed, then pooped his pants.
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- By Mac Faber
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