Cracked Archive - Sports
McDonald's Lost A Bunch Of Money On An Olympics Promo Gone Wrong
"I personally am going to spit in every 50th burger."
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- By Ryan Menezes
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6 Extreme Competitions That Defy All Logic
Casual ironing implies the existence of ranked competitive ironing.
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- By Oona O'Brien
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The Simpsons, Which Predicted Everything, Had One Episode About Actually Predicting
"When you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time."
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Diving Into North Korea's Strange Relationship To Sports
Flagrant lies, absurd rule changes, Dennis Rodman, and Ric Flair.
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- By Chris Corlew
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15 Practically Unbreakable Sports Records
Everybody else is just striving for second best.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer
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North Koreans Never Actually Heard Kim Jong-il Was A Master Golfer
They heard other BS, but not this.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Meet Morganna, Arrested 16 Times For Kissing Baseball Players
She became known as Morganna the Kissing Bandit.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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That Time Muhammad Ali Had A 'Court Musician'
The famous boxer once had a musician called Michel (no last name) whom he sponsored and allowed into his inner circle of other famous people.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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A Soccer Game Ended With The Score 149-0
And all 149 goals were own goals.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Lessons I Learned As A Pro Wrestling Announcer
A lot needs to go right for a single, successfully recorded wrestling match to happen.
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- By Erik Barnes
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We Get NFL Broadcasts Today Thanks To Everyone Hating The Movie 'Heidi'
NBC cut away, and Oakland scored two touchdowns in nine seconds.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Ways Horror In Pro Wrestling Is A Goofy, But Perfect Marriage
Schlocky storylines. Overacting. Crazy costumes. Are we talking horror or pro wrestling?
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- By Erik Barnes
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The (Second-) Richest NBA Player Ever Got Rich Off Burgers, Not Basketball
Off burgers and fajitas ... and millions of bottles of Coke.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The First Banned Performance-Enhancing Substance? Beer.
And what event did the athlete attempt after drinking? Why, shooting a gun, of course!
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- By Ryan Menezes
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After Last Year's Super Bowl, A Hundred Families Got Free Dogs
Chiefs defensive lineman Derrick Nnadi is like a reverse Cruella de Vil.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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