Cracked Archive - Sports
15 Of The Longest, Oddest, And Most Deserved Suspensions In Sports History
Leave it all on the field (including your salary, reputation, and dignity).
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- By Jesse
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15 Big-Time Freak-Outs From Sports History
My name is George Brett, and I hit dingers.
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- By Jesse
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Disney Is Superimposing Iron Man, Captain America, and Other Marvel Characters Into An NBA Game Because of Course They Are
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's ... a basketball?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Man Bowls Perfect Game With A Ball Filled With His Late Dad's Ashes
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
Enough with the dollars and cents, we want to talk horses and mustache wax.
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- By Jesse
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Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's Workout Looks Like a Back Injury Waiting To Happen
Ouch.
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Bonkers Vintage Sports Logos That Need To Come Back
Cool typeface, graphic design nerds, but I want more furious looking animals!
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- By Eli Yudin
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11 Celebrities Who Played College Hoops
These celebs got next.
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Idiotarod Shopping Cart Derby: Real-Life 'Wacky Races'
A real white-knucklehead race where hipsters brave loose cart wheels and snow to win.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Back In The Day, They Had An Olympic Gold Medal For Art
Mathletes, eat your heart out.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Football Game That Magically Determines The U.S. Presidential Election
Yes, Joe Biden's fortunes are mystically tied to the fortunes of the Chicago Bears.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Baseball Had No Reported Homophobic Slurs This Season (Congrats?)
It's progress, we guess.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Baseball Is Dead. Again.
They walked the field of really dull dreams.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Women's Wrestling Will Really Miss Casey Michael
Here's a cool dude you probably didn't know, but affected a lot of people in a good way.
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- By Dan Duddy
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4 Reasons College Athletes Need To Get Paid Now
The world's gone bonkers, so let's pay NCAA players, yes?
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- By Jordan Breeding
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