Cracked Archive - Sex
22 Ways Sex Can (And Did) Go Horrifyingly Wrong
Demolition Man-style sex can’t happen soon enough.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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These 34 Filthy Jokes Are (Somehow) In Family Movies & Shows
Turns out those ‘family’ movies and shows were a lot more hardcore than you thought.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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5 Crazy Dangers of Sex You Had No Idea Existed
Your body is a wonderland: a terrible, terrible wonderland.
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- By Adam Wears
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25 Painfully Awkward Moments From Your Dating History
It’s amazing the human race hasn’t completely fizzled out by now.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex
Getting together with other people is just way more complicated than you thought.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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The 25 Worst Pickup Lines You've Ever Heard
Did these lines hurt?
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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20 Ways The World Is Pressuring Us To Harass Each Other
It’s a wonder any of us knows how to be a decent human being.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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Magazine Sex And Relationship Tips That Are Just So Stupid
Apparently doing the deed and paying your bills go together like peas and carrots.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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7 Demented Tales Of Rock Star Sex You Never Heard Before
Motley Crue had an unsavory relationship with Naugles' egg burritos.
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- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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15 Weird Reasons We Have Sex, According To Science
There are endless studies conducted about sex, that answer a whole bunch of questions you never even realized you had.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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5 Artists Who Turned Crazy Fetishes Into WTF Masterpieces
WARNING: Yelling 'but it's art' will probably not save you from being fired for reading this NSFW article during your lunch break.
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- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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6 Real Examples Of Sex Ed Gone Disastrously Awry
Warning: Though this article does contain themes of a sexual nature, most of it will prove difficult to masturbate to. Godspeed and good luck.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Ways Evolution Designed Your Body To Be Awesome At Sex
Our bodies seem to have either been designed by a dysfunctional committee or a very cruel prankster.
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- By Eamon Lahiri
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- 254
7 X-Rated Traditions That Prove History Was Horny As F#@%
Men and women have been shamelessly horny lizards ever since the Stone Age.
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- By Marina Reimann
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6 Hilarious X-Rated Artifacts From Early Computers
It was not that long ago that humanity had to resort to insanely elaborate or plain ridiculous methods just to do something as natural as looking at naked people in a computer screen.
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- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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