Cracked Archive - Sex
5 Good Reasons Not To Have Sex
It's the year 2022 and the headache has become a sitcom staple.
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Fun Things To Do After A Divorce
You may be decoupled from your former beau, but not from FUN!
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- By Eli Yudin
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3 Easy Ways To Meet People Without Dating Apps
Hinge? More like Cringe... ing at the idea of interacting with someone in real life!
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Ways To Get Out Of Witnessing A Live Birth
No matter how much someone means to you, that's a powerful visual experience.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Scientists Tried And Failed To Get Jeremy The Snail Laid
Also, snail sex is horrifying.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Nicolas Cage Chooses His Diet Based On Animals' Mating Habits
A dirty animal is an unclean animal, says Cage.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Pharaohs Had The Grossest Ritual To Keep The Nile Running
This definitely increased the river's flow.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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13 Sex Myths We Need To Stop Believing
Let's talk about sex, baby
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- By Shea
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Adult Film Industry Has Been Educating Fans (And Health Experts) During This
It's part of creating awareness around vaccinations, and educating people who need to be told that, if you want to get laid, best you be healthy.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Will OnlyFans Abandon The Base That Built It?
Sure looks like OnlyFans going mainstream means it will dump the people that made it big in the first place.
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- By Tara Marie
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5 Ways Getting Into Sex Work Improved My Life
Many people have misconceptions about sex work, a lot of which are negative.
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- By EmpressxAllison
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Tell Us Now: 17 Sexy Tropes That Don't Translate To Real Life
Hollywood magic makes showering together look fun...
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- By Cracked Readers, Shea
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5 Ways Movies Get Sex Work Wrong (An Insider Look)
People get the wrong idea about sex workers. Where does this blame fall? Hollywood of course!
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- By EmpressxAllison
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There’s No Escaping Hot Vax Summer
Nobody’s safe. Everybody’s getting laid.
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- By Cedric Voets
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4 Surprising Side Effects Of Starting An OnlyFans
Running your own OnlyFans can make you nauseous, unless you prepare properly.
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- By Kaitlyn O’Bryon
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