Cracked Archive - Sex
7 Bizarre Products for Dressing Up Your Genitals
In a time when everything from artificial tans to calf implants has become culturally acceptable, for some reason genitals usually get left out of the body-decoration process. The only real option until recently was choosing between carpet or hardwood floors. Well, not anymore!
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- By Pauli Poisuo
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705 Online Stalking: How to Google Your Way Out of Love [CHART]
The most common form of online creepiness.
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- By Stephen Cook
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The 7 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Ever Patented
We've found seven people with the ego, the balls and the terrifying machinery to shout, 'Everyone in the world was boning wrong before I came along!'
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- By Luke McKinney
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6 Factors That Secretly Influence Who You Have Sex With
According to science, the world around you is dangerously full of hidden aphrodisiacs that can land you in bed, and even in long-term relationships, with someone who's totally wrong for you.
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- By Mark M., Kathy Benjamin, Sami Reeves
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The 6 Most Cynical Exploitations of Romantic Love in History
Every year, we hear too-cool cynics deride Valentine's Day as a holiday invented by greeting card companies that cynically exploit romantic love for profit. But we say, so what? Society has been exploiting romantic love since the day it was invented.
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- By Robert Evans
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5 Scientific Reasons Your Girlfriend's Father Hates You
There's nothing you can do about it, because the Universe is working to make sure the old man hates you forever.
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- By Mark M.
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5 People Who Started Religions Just to Get Laid
Sometimes, joining a cult means finding yourself attached at the junk to a creepy weirdo who couldn't figure out a less shameless way to get laid.
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- By Eric Yosomono
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The Beginning of a Very Confusing Adolescence [COMIC]
Kid's going to make for a terrible first boyfriend.
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- By Fatawesome .com
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5 Reasons Women Are As Shallow As Men (According to Science)
Thanks to romantic comedies and crappy comedians, we know that men are crude, shallow boors that only care about sex, and women are weepy sensitive hippies that only care about poetry and what's on the inside.
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- By Christina H
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How to Really Solve The Problem of Teen Pregnancy [COMIC]
It's much simpler than you think.
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- By Scott Meyer
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How to Refer to Someone's Life-Partner [COMIC]
There really is no non-awkard word for that.
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- By Scott Meyer
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Snuggie Sutra: 10 Ways to Use Sleeves on a Blanket [CHART]
If you can suddenly reinvent keeping warm while getting cozy with a great novel, there's no reason you can't reinvent keeping warm while getting cozy with a great lover.
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- By Lex Friedman
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The 6 Most Insane Sex Lives in the Animal Kingdom
No matter how nasty you like to get in your leather-studded Bone Chamber, there are multiple species of the animal kingdom who still put you to shame.
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- By Jim Yew
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The 6 (Wrong) Questions Men Love to Ask About Women
A lot of times people honestly ask the wrong question without knowing it. Here are some I see guys continually asking about women, along with the question they should be asking if they actually want an answer.
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- By Christina H
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What Your Condom Choice Says About You [CHART]
If all condoms technically perform the same function--catching ejaculated semen and conveniently storing it for later use--then why are so many varieties available?
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- By The Association for the Betterment of Sex
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- 348
