Cracked Archive - News
Lazy Messaging Plus Bad Stats Equals Lazy, Bad Policy
Lies created with numbers are the worst kind.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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C'mon, Mother Nature, A Little Help Over Here
We're not asking for a cure. We just need your help with one tiny fix and we can beat this thing ourselves.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Important News Stories That Got Buried By All The Chaos
Turns out there are other news things happening.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Interesting Facts That Will Make Your Brain Purr
Bite-size treats for your brain.
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- By Andres Diplotti
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The Only Logical Reaction To The News Is 'Arrgghhhh!'
What is even going on right now?
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- By Dan Duddy
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Refusing A Mask Doesn't Equal Sainthood Or Bravery
The same VP who doesn't think condoms work doesn't seem to believe in facial coverings either.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Tom DeLonge Was Right About UFOs, And Harry Reid Says There's More
It's hard to get the government to admit anything these days, but here we are.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Georgia Puts Its Own Laws Behind A Paywall, Supreme Court Says Shut Up
Freedom isn't free, but in Georgia neither are the laws.
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- By Dan Duddy
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George Is Buckling Down On 'The Winds Of Winter'
George R.R. Martin might finally have the impetus to finish his damn book.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Cities Around The World Dealing With Surprising Problems
And you thought Portland was weird.
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- By Aquiles Cacho
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Kim Jong-un Is Definitely Not Dead, So ... Who Will Take Over?
Who will be North Korea's Next Top Tyrant?
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- By Cedric Voets
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Why We Need To Hear Both Sides Of 'The Bleach Debate'
'The New York Times' makes us consider if there are experts out there who think drinking bleach is ok.
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- By Dan Duddy
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This Yelling Man Is Pure Catharsis
This guy does an epic rant like no other.
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- By Riley Simmons
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Important News Overshadowed By You-Know-What
Turns out there's actually other news in the world.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Boston Runner Completes A Marathon And Ends Up With A Typo
Boston Strog -- a rallying cry for anyone missing big events they'd had planned during all this.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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