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Nashville Newspaper Publishes A Bananapants BS Warning Of Islamic Nuclear Attack
You don’t have to explain to us the tyranny of advertisement over media, but this is ridiculous.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Overlooked News Stories That Deserve Some Attention
Breaking News: Important, interesting things happened.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Now You Know: Pizza-Hustling Dead-Drunk In His Underwear Boris Yeltsin & Other Wild Facts
Bite-size facts to feed your brain.
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- By Chris Pauls, AM Smiley
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Hotel's Reopening Ad Is Scarier Than 'The Shining'
What if abandoned hotel, but full of living mannequins?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Fox News Admits Tucker Carlson Isn't To Be Taken Seriously
It's been years in the making, but they've finally said the quiet part out loud.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Mommy England Is Threatening To Take Away Our Tear Gas
We're just not responsible enough to use it.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Aunt Jemima Is Getting A Long Overdue Rebranding
Now someone just has to do something about the football team in Washington.
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- By Dan Duddy
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6 Good Dogs (We Clearly Don't Deserve)
We realize this is a controversial statement, but we're going to come out and say it anyway: dogs are good.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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NYPD Gets Weird Poops, Claims Shake Shack 'Poisoned' Them
Get over yourself: They’re conspiring to poison all of us.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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How Cops In Other Countries Treat Firearms
Even the reporting of firearm deaths in this country is subpar.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Don't Trash-Talk eBay; They Might Threaten You Mafia-Style
Your grandma's favorite website turned into the CIA-mafia when we weren't looking.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Corporate Execs Are Still Being Greedy Trash During This
Corporate America won't let a little global pandemic slow down executive pay and bonuses.
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- By Luis Prada
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Fox News Mistakes 'Monty Python' Quote As BLM Radical Agenda
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- By Cedric Voets
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Surprisingly Resourceful Ways Companies Are Handling All This
There's pivoting, and then there's whatever this is.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Don't Take 'Karen' Away From Us
It meant for a specific use, not whatever BS trash people are trying to tie it to.
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- By Archie Grimm
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