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15 Facts About Dan Aykroyd, George Orwell, And Weaponized Cheese
The WB’s "Anti-American Idol" was a cruel joke.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Kanye, Billionaire Who Built Career On Song About Jesus, Thinks Jews Are Keeping Him Down
We've moved way beyond "mental health issues."
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Now-You-Know Facts That Really Yanked Our Chains
Researchers tried like crazy to get a cigarette to ignite gasoline.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Trivia-Tastic Facts That Really Stirred Our Coffee
Who knew “Idle Hands” was a documentary?
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Supplemental Facts That Really Carved Our Pumpkins
Fake smiling is making our retail workers lose it.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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25 Headlines Straight From The Horse’s Mouth
Boston Dynamics promises not to weaponize their goofy robots that do backflips.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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20 Beautiful Facts For Every Trivia Tastemaker
A sunflower is not one flower, but an Eldritch horror.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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20 Chittering Facts That Really Pumped Our Jams
Japanese history classes kind of skip over World War 2.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Super Facts About Steve Irwin, Henry Winkler, And Honey Badger Poop
Duolingo users are translating real documents that make Duolingo money.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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How Not To Get Away With Murder: Chandler Halderson And His Dumb Web Of Lies
When Chandler Halderson's intricate web of lies collapsed, it collapsed hard.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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25 News Briefs That Broke Our News
The straight-only MAGA dating app is all dudes.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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How Not To Get Away With Murder: Hiring An Assassin
Today we give you detailed, inside guide for enlisting a hitman (spoiler: you'll get scammed and/or arrested.)
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- By Dan Fritschie
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20 Facts That Really Took Us To The Mat
DJ Khaled’s baby son was the executive producer of one of his albums.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Prince's Death Convinced Chaka Khan To Get Clean And 14 More Sharp Facts
Fake smiling is making our retail workers lose it.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Everything Included In The Resurrected McDonald's "Boo Bucket" Happy Meal
It's back from the dead, to increase their bottom line!
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- By Eli Yudin
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