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A British Billionaire Paid $100 Million To The Government So They’d Drop Bribery Charges
He used the bribery to destroy the bribery.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Facts About Hootie & The Blowfish, Horse Burgers, And Nuclear Kitty Litter
Before you go to Somalia, make sure your will is up-to-date.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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A Mob Boss Got Jailed At 93, And Released At 100
They thought it was a life sentence. It wasn't.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Reasons I Have Been Physically Removed From A Polling Place
Oh so I guess I can express my opinions, as long as I do it the way YOU want me to?
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- By Eli Yudin
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4 'Discussion' Tactics That Need To Go Away
If you spend any time paying attention to the current state of discourse in this country, you’ve no doubt witnessed more than your fair share of mental gymnastics.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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A Caribbean Country Can Legally Pirate (Because The U.S. Was Cheating Them)
Unclear though how they'll make any money out of this.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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19 Trivia Tidbits For The Trifecta Tonight
“Reservoir Dogs” was too gory for Wes Craven.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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20 Believe-It-Or-Not Facts That Really Picked Our Pumpkins
Erin Esurance made insurance coverage too dang hot.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Bizarre Facts About El Chapo, Malcolm In The Middle, And The Tiny Arctic T Rex
Billy Idol was almost a Terminator.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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A Kid Once Turned Orange From Drinking Too Much Sunny Delight And 19 More Head-Scratching Facts
NYC’s public WiFi kiosks were used mainly to browse the dirty internet.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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25 News Stories In Brief That Really Fueled Our Fires
Nintendo wanted to pay the voice of Bayonetta $4000 total.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Bonkers Facts About Nikola Tesla, Steven Spielberg, And Octopi's Revenge
Spielberg’s first movie made one dollar.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Wild Facts About Pulp Fiction, Venus Flytraps, And 1930's Muggle-Heads
Mia Wallace is a Disney princess, don’t @ us.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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25 Recent News Bites About Biden's Pants, Artificial Intelligence, And A Radioactive Elementary School
A Manhattan congressional candidate made a porn video to amplify his sex positive platform.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Bizarre Facts About James Blunt, Elf, And The Black Death's Silver Lining
Humans are not top of the food chain, not even close.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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