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15 Now-You-Know Facts That Cooked Our Noodles Good
Malls and casinos both use the same trick on you.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Amazon Workers Voted To Unionize, So They're Probably Drone Targets
Bezos is slamming a big red button on his desk marked "eliminate union."
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Truly Wild Facts About Everything Under The Sun And Beyond
Leeches did not make good weathermen.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Facts That Demand Attention
Carrier pigeons follow the rules of the road better than some BMW drivers.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Wildest Bits Of News Happening In The World
Floridaman commits polite home intrusion.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Nutty Current Events For The Well Informed
As if the world couldn’t get any worse, they’re coming for our Doritos.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Bruce Willis Has Aphasia: Here's What That Means.
A mental illness plucked directly from your nightmares.
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- By Eli Yudin
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A Kid Got $90000 For Not Saying The Pledge Of Allegiance
If this kid doesn't say the weird America prayer I'll turn this school around!
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Feel Good Stories That Feel Like A Warm Blanket
America is putting all those guns to good use.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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The 15 Neatest Facts You Can Put Inside Your Brain Right Now
Bruce Springsteen’s song about leaving NJ almost became the state’s theme.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Eric Adams Solved Homelessness By Throwing Away Their Stuff
If I throw away their tent they will simply fade away, surely!
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- By Eli Yudin
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No, Children Aren't Pooping In Litterboxes At School
Today, in "things we truly deeply shouldn't even have to address."
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Facts About Crimes, Hollywood, And Flying Bears
Thank Marlon Brando for the top half of your wardrobe.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Facts To Keep Us Entertained All Night Long
“The Walking Dead” was supposed to end with aliens.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Now-You-Know Facts That Blew Our Doors Off
Mr. Rogers said "I love you" from the bathroom scale.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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VIRAL ON CRACKED
Beloved Movies (That Aged Horribly)
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- By JM McNab
15 Cringiest Lyrics of the 2000s
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- By Amanda Mannen