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They just paywalled warm butts.
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- By Eli Yudin
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25 Perplexing News Stories That Deserve The Front Page
Drive naked once, shame on me. Drive naked several more times, and you can’t be a lawyer anymore.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Facts To Learn Out Of Pure Spite
The Yeti is probably just an extremely rare Tibetan blue bear, which is still pretty cool.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Dear Hasim Rahman Jr., Please KO Jake Paul
In a time of darkness, our nation deserves a ray of light.
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Now-You-Know Facts That Blew Our Socks Off
Don’t bully your fellow Boy Scouts, or you’ll be mailed soggy underwear.
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20 Mind Altering Facts That Kept Us Awake All Night
Wake up, sheeple: Swedish fish are just red Sour Patch Kids without the sour coating.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Off-The-Wall Facts That Jumpstarted Our Camaro
Maybe Andy Warhol’s “Batman Dracula” can show up in the DC multiverse.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Trivia Tidbits To Eradicate Boredom
New Mexico is older than regular Mexico.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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25 Totally Bonkers News Stories That Just Don’t Sit Right With Us
Republicans made THC-edibles legal because they didn’t read the bill closely enough, and now want a do-over.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Facts Worth Digging For
Queen’s fanmail was supposed to go to Queen but it went to the Queen instead.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Bonkers Facts That Everyone Should Know
A Wisconsin village was left off of a state map, so they tried to secede.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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25 Headlines To Run Through The Town Square Hollering About
Cars in Chicago are beating traffic with this one weird trick: driving onto the sidewalk.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Now-You-Know Facts For The Record Books
Socrates thought writing stuff down would lead people to be more forgetful.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Science Facts That Fired Up Our Bunsen Burners
40,000 tons of unwanted clothes end up in a Chilean desert every year.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Guy Disappears After His Job Accidentally Pays Him 300 Months' Salary
Is it still bank fraud if the bank was the one who did it?
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- By Eli Yudin
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